26.09.07
Amazing
Always look on the bright side I say.
I’ve been ill for the last 10 days or so. 2 days off work last week from full on everything ache and for the last 7 days I’ve been bunged up in the nose and breathing tubes.
Over the last 3 days or so my body has decided to kick the mucus manufacturing into overdrive. This morning I’m feeling like death warmed up again but the upside is that I get to marvel at just how much crap my body can kick out of places it’s not usually known for kicking crap out of. I’d say that as a conservative estimate I’ve probably gobbed and snotted a good 100ml this morning so far and it shows no signs of abating, and my breathing is no better so there must be more shit down there. So pleased I’m not a smoker.
Have fun.
LP said,
September 26, 2007 at 10:26 am
Enough of this guesswork man! We want *measurements* – start saving that phlegm!
alby said,
September 26, 2007 at 10:30 am
I’ll see what I can do for you. Would you like video evidence?
LP said,
September 27, 2007 at 9:10 am
Only if you feel you’ve broken some kind of record
alby said,
September 27, 2007 at 9:19 am
Would it have to be BogLeg ratified?
alby said,
September 27, 2007 at 9:54 am
Have a look here. Most of it is mine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrCAZhX-x3Y&mode=related&search=
Prolly best to leave the sound off though.