25.09.07
Oh boo hoo!
On the way down to Bristol me and P stuck the radio on to listen to Armando Ianucci’s show. Now on Saturday it’s preceded by “Money Box Live“, universally revered by capitalist swine and justly hated by anyone with any soul.
Now there are some people you naturally feel sorry for, yes? People like, ooh I don’t know small children with some hilariously unjust disease or other. OK so you don’t naturally feel sorry for many people. But my point is that some people are more justly grumpy than others.
One bloke on Money Box was bemoaning his fate and bad luck. Apparently the global credit “crunch” was affecting him terribly.
“I’ve tried to get a mortgage to add further properties to my portfolio of 30 or so properties in Reading but I’m unable to as no-one will lend in the current climate.”
Oh poor lamb. It’s scum like this little shit who have ruined the housing market for people like me and the Plumpton-Bears. When I was a kid, professionals could afford to live in nice areas. Now, no chance, and it’s really not the immigrants’ fault (before the Mail readers start shouting).
Now if people like this actually got the hilariously nasty diseases we could all celebrate.
Have fun.