16.07.07
Winner
Finally I’ve won something. Odd though that it’s something I’ve never entered.
I’ve had a few Nigerian scam emails but today I’ve had my first “Spanish Lottery Win” letter through snail mail.
I’ve apparently won €615,810.00 in their random draw international draw thingy.
If anyone fancies taking my winnings for me then send this guy a few million faxes and keep phoning him up so he at least earns his ill-gotten gains.
Oscar Fernandez, Foreign Operations Manager Tel: 0034-657-674-495 or send him lots and lots of faxes on 0034-911-414-350.
He might be keen to know that these details and his letter and return form (which oh so incidentally would contain enough for them to steal my identity (although they got my middle name wrong) such as names, and occupation of both me and next of kin) have been passed onto the local police for their fraud team to investigate.
Wanker.