27.10.06
American dreams
My folks have just been to New York. It was a 60th b.day treat for the mother. They have present for me too. Hee he!
Anyways here’s something to entertain the bear.
On the flight they were sat in a row of 5 seats in the middle “column”. My mum was in the very centre and dad one side. Then a party of “proper” jews got on. You know the full ringlets and beard jobs. Anyways one of them was a man and he sat next to my ma and shifted uncomfortably for a bit then asked ma whether she would like to move! What? She says “No ta, I’m fine” and he gets grumpy and “informs” her that because she’s a woman creature she’s “unclean” and he can’t sit next to her. It’s insane. And my ma being my ma she only goes and shifts seats with my dad.
Oooooohhhh! If that were me, the line: “Well if you feel that sitting next to me will make YOU unclean you can sod off and just have a bath at the other end.” I’d also have spent the trip indulging in regular frottage [edit:ooh I'm wrong, I mean frotteurism apparently] just to see him squirm.
Can you credit it? This is what the Grayling chap was on about. Why the hell should non-believers give any leeway to believers in terms of acceding to their bizarre and variable wishes?
Have fun.
ian smith said,
November 1, 2006 at 10:08 pm
If he had spoke like that to my mum, he would have been a different man by the end of the flight……she didn’t take any shit!